Nessie- Diary of the Loch Ness Monster, Day 3

Belkar Bitterleaf is a member of the Order of the Stick. He is a halfling and a multiclass Ranger / Barbarian who greatly enjoys stabbing people. Despite being a Ranger, his low wisdom precludes him casting any Ranger spells. Belkar is Chaotic Evil, an alignment mismatch with the rest of the party which created many conflicts, though Roy. Buy Order of the Stick: Start of Darkness by Giant in the Playground from Waterstones today! Click and Collect from your local Waterstones or get FREE UK delivery on orders over £25.

Some Day
Dear Rock I Write On,
No one has come by for what seems like months, and I’m beginning to wonder what happened to humanity. They’re probably still out there, but I haven’t seen any of them for ages. For all their faults, they aren’t that bad. I mean, sure if they found me they’d eat me or dissect me, but that’s just in their nature. At least they make me feel wanted. It’s not as though I’ve got a family. I’ve been in this dirty lake for over four thousand years now. Rocks and plankton and seaweed and dirt and fish and me. I’ve decided I’m going to go find the humans. Wherever they are. It’s out of the lake and onto the land for Nessie, Rock! Oh, and, in the event I don’t return, I leave my possessions, (i.e. the lake) to you. I’m out of here!
Oh, dear. I seem not to possess the necessary limbs to get out of here. The flippers are fine for swimming, but I’m big, and they’re too small for me to foist myself out of here on. So I guess I’m stuck in this dirty lake for a while longer. I hope someone comes.
Until then,
Nessie

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January 24, 2010 at 9:10 PM1 comment